Episodes

Sept. 30, 2026

Is This Law Real?!

Ethan came armed with 15 bizarre laws, mixing real ones with completely made-up nonsense, and Josh had to guess which were actually legitimate. Some sounded way too ridiculous to be true, others were suspiciously believable, and every correct guess mattered because the winner got to choose the theme for the next episode.

Thank you Ashley Adams for the amazing artwork!! You can find her on Instagram: @ashleymadams or @the.celestial.canine
Sept. 23, 2026

Would You Rather? Adults on Paper Edition

This week, Ethan puts Josh in the hot seat with a bunch of "Would You Rather" questions, and some of them get surprisingly difficult. We also announce our new upload day—Wednesdays! A huge thank you to Ashley for helping with our new logo that’s coming soon, and to Delaney and Sydney for helping Ethan come up with some of the questions for this episode. Thanks for listening! If you’re enjoying the podcast, please rate, review, and share Adults on Paper. We appreciate every one of you!
Sept. 14, 2026

Who Left Us Unsupervised!?!?

This week on Adults On Paper, we’re catching up after an amazing night at the Kehlani concert and talking about why this episode is a little later than usual. For this episode, we’re taking a trip back to our teenage years and early adulthood to tell stories about the times we were left unsupervised and made some truly questionable decisions. If you’ve ever looked back on something you did as a teenager and wondered, “What was I thinking?” this episode is for you.

Grab a snack, get comfortable,...
Sept. 4, 2026

Who Gave Us Grown-Up Money?

As kids, we dreamed about all the things we’d buy when we finally had our own money. Now that we’re adults, many of us are filling our homes with collectibles, toys, games, and nostalgic treasures we couldn’t have before. But why? In this episode of Adults on Paper, Josh and Ethan dive into the world of adult collecting, childhood nostalgia, and the joy of spending grown-up money on things that make us happy. We talk about our dream collections, the rare items we’re still hunting for, the posses...
Aug. 28, 2026

Starting Over

Welcome to Adults On Paper. Catch up with Ethan Parsons and Josh Lancaster from the former podcast Two of Shears. On this episode, we go over the last 8 months of our lives. Want to be on the podcast? let us know. Want us to cover anything, just let us know!